free4allz - Funny Poetry

Apni Aesi Wife Ho

Apni aesi wife ho

5'6" jiski height ho
Jeans jiski tight ho
Chehra jiska bright ho
Umar 22 se 27 ho
Aesi apni Wife ho

Sadak per sab kahein kya cute ho
Bheedh me sab kahein side ho
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho
Saas ki khidmat jiski khuwahish ho
Aesi apni Wife ho

Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho
Hum me tum me kabhi na fight ho
Milney ke baad dil delight ho
Aesi apni Wife ho

Larki Ka Jawab

6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aesa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping ker ke jab bhi aaun, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aesa bright ho

Mujhey rani bana kar rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Jaha chahun jaun, jo chahey karun, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her dusray week ghumne phirne ki flight ho
Aesa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aesa bright ho

Bhai Behen

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakrey jaeen gay?

Waqt aanay par behen bhai ban jaeen gay

Husn Ki Tareef

Teray husn ki kiya tareef karun? Tera bander jaisa mun
Teri zulfo ki kiya tareef karun? Tere ek ek baal pe jun

Ullu Ka Patha

Itney dino se jalaney nahi aaya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhaney nahi aaya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananey bhi nahi aya

Mamu

Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may beh gaye
Un kay bachey hamey mamu keh gaye

Naswaar

Hum ne tumhey dil diya dildaar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar

Sandal

Wo aankh badi pyaari thi jo hum ne usey mari thi
Wo sandal badi bhari thi jo us ne humey mari thi

Hont Chuum Loonnnnn

Dil karta hai ke us ke nazuk hontoon ko chuum loonnnnn
Magar us ke behtey huye naak ne mera iradaa hee badal diya

Chandni Chand Se

chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga

7up

Phir kahein door se ik baar sada do mujh ko

Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujh ko

Tum to samandar ho tumhein meri zarurat kya

Main to piyaasa hoon 7-up hi pila do mujh ko

Daku Faraz

Faraz Daku Ban Gaya
Bank me Daka Dalne Gaya or Bola

Arz Kiya Hai Takdeer Mein Jo Hai wo Miley Ga
Handz Up Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hiley Ga
Apney Kuch Khaab Meri Ankhon Sy Nikal Do
Jo Kuch bhi Hai Jaldi Se Es Bag me Dal Do
Bohat Koshish Karta Hun Teri Yaad Ko Bhulany Ki
Khabardar Koi Hoshyari Na Kary Police Ko Bulany ki
Dil Ka Aangan Tery Bin Veeran Para Hai
Jaldi Karo Bahar Mera Sathi Pareshan Khara Hai

Mere Ghar Ki Chatt

Mere Ghar Ki Chatt Par Aagaye Hain Badal

Wah wah wah wah

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par Aagaye Hain Badal

Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!

Mohabbat Ka Raasta

"MOHABBAT” K Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Mile Ga

Main ne socha hai Isii Raste Par MEDICAL STORE Khol Lun BOHT Chale Ga

Asool-e-Wafa

Ye muhabbat nahi Asool-e-wafa hai

"GHALIB”

Dost jaan to de dete hain magar apni JAAN ka number nai dete

Modern Iqbal

Janta hoon ke nahi ho sakti Sheela meri

Wah wah Wah wah

Janta hoon k nahi ho sakti Sheela meri

Magar phr bhi Lab pe Aati hai dua ban ke tamanna meri

Teri Aik Angraayi Lene Se

Teri aik Angraayi lene se mera Dum nikal sa jata hai

Aey Zaalim Aey Qaatil Aey Dilbar Aey Dost

Ek Body Spray lagane me tera kiya jata hai

Sawera Jab Hua

Likhey jo khat Tujhey

Wo Teri yaad mein

Wo Sarey parh liye papa ne raat mein

Sawera jab hua to jootey par gaye

Wo Raadhay waly baal Gajni me badal gaye

Pyaar Ki Rasmo

Pyar ki rasmo ko ye zamana kiya jane

Dil ka dard,dil torne wala kiya jane

Hoti hai kitni mehnat Ek larki phasane me

Yeh ghar pe betha ABBA kiya jane

Vitamin

Aankon mein kuch nami thi

Mujh mein shayed Vitamin ke kami thi

Jis se saari raat phone pe baat ki

"Faraz"

Wo Kambakhat meri Girl Friend ki Ammi thi

Tere Naam

Ishq karne se pehle us ka anjaam daikh lo

Agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film

"TERE NAAM" Daikh lo